DRUNK-DIALING

[alesh101]

GUY HAS BEEN (WILL BE) INTRODUCED TO DRUNK-DIALING THANKS TO ALLAN, SPOOKS AND 01 CHEERS. I'LL GIVE YOU THE BEGINNING AND THE INEVITABLE END, YOU FILL IN THE MIDDLE WITH WHATEVER AND WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE.

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*I AM THE BIGGEST DORK ALIVE, AND I SHOULD BE FLOGGED FOR NOT DOING THIS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. CAN WE PLEASE PAGE GUY DOWN TO THE DUNGEONS TO GET MY PUNISHMENT UNDERWAY? THANK YOU.*